How liberals can make everything in
the world hunky-dory
By Jim Mullen
For purposes of expediency this writer will use an
all-inclusive word, liberal, for
communists, Marxists, socialists, liberals, and progressives. They differ only
in variations of the methods they use to carry out their tyranny. They
universally believe in all-powerful centralized government and limited or no
rights for people.
Few middle-of-the-road liberals are professional liars, but
they lie to promote a feel-good ideology they actually conjure up in some
obscure part of a maldeveloped, warped mind. Others simply have been
indoctrinated and sequestered in a system that teaches theoretical gibberish that
inhibits their ability to reason. They
are victims of what this writer describes as human inertia and
like
Newton’s Law of Inertia in physics; objects tend to
"keep on doing what they're doing." In fact, it is the natural tendency of objects and lazy
liberals to resist changes in their state of motion. This begets “group-think” and the herd mentality.
Using twisted logic only a liberal could justify, they frequently get
caught in ridiculous scenarios of defending the indefensible. Devoid of any facts,
they contort and squeeze words until they are meaningless, in a wrongheaded attempt
to prove some of their outlandish theories. Conservatives have a problem with
liberals who staunchly believe they need no proof of anything they proclaim.
There are no other arguments, you see, because proof was already settled by
other liberals.
Nearly
every young person has the liberal mindset, but outgrows the disability as they
mature. Some of the greatest conservatives of our time caught some gale force
of maturity in their sails that changed their state of human inertia
(liberalism). Ronald Reagan, William F. Buckley, and Charles
Krauthammer, lead
a long list of conservatives who grew to reject the liberal orthodoxy in which
they floundered.
We could greatly expedite the return of freedom to our
county if every new piece of legislation, presidential decree, and bureaucratic
regulation was preceded by the repeal of five present laws. More importantly, however, is that politicians,
bureaucrats, and especially liberals be held to the same standards they demand
of everyone else. Requiring all big-government advocates to obey every law,
regulation, politically-correct lunacy, and liberal ideology, would strike a massive
blow against tyranny.
People would respect more of what liberals want in the world
if they first put their lives on the line and plunge headlong into that shallow
pool of foolishness. Poetic justice dictates
they reap what they so richly deserve. As a trial run, the first thousand pages
of every liberal law they find necessary to foist upon the sweaty masses,
should apply to only liberals for the first year. If they are still convinced of its viability
after a year, maybe others would join them in flushing commonsense and liberty down
the government sewer.
Hypothetically speaking, liberals could
perfect their skills by considering the following:
Anti-gun?
Let everyone know. Wear “I’m unarmed” shirts, place signs in your yard, stickers
on your car, and pass out cards. Then register your feelings in the public
record at the court house, and of course in the media akin to your demands of
gun owners. It’s obvious to any thinking, sane human these courses of action
will quickly contribute to an increase in overall crime and murder rate. Consequently,
liberals are a menace to public health and their own, as well. They must,
therefore, be heavily taxed for this threat to society. The increase costs for
law enforcement, courts, and the prison systems would force officials to take this
into account when calculating fees and taxes. Obviously, taxes would skyrocket.
It’s also evident that liberals would notice a dramatic
decrease in their numbers for a simple reason; they would be targeted by criminals,
and millions would promptly be annihilated or would abandon their folly and
find some modicum of gray matter in that unusually
small part of their immense brains typically reserved for common sense. Perhaps
all Americans can finally come to the conclusion that self-defense is a natural,
as well as, a constitutional right.
Along this line, everyone must use
the police department for protection; even politicians and movie stars. Individual,
armed private security should never be available to anyone unless it’s provided
for everyone.
Favor legitimizing 20 to 30 million
illegal aliens and their extended families?
Support a law
mandating that every liberal desirous of alien legalization must adopt a family
of illegals; be responsible for their healthcare, education, food, housing, and
all other expenses. Additionally, liberals presently argue that we cannot break
up the extended family, so they would be accountable for bringing all members
of the illegal aliens’ family to America and providing for them.
Think public schools are where
children receive the best education?
Prove it by demanding that Congress pass legislation requiring
all American children attend public schools from prekindergarten through
graduate school.
One of Obama’s first acts was to shutter the incredibly
successful voucher school program in Washington, D.C., which caused havoc in
the black and Hispanic population. The
President’s children, however, do not attend the violent, nation-leading
failing schools of D.C., where barely ten percent learn to read adequately.
Teachers’ unions will be ecstatic and soon liberals will
have their long-sought-after Social Justice. Everyone will then be equally
misinformed, ill-informed, and indoctrinated into a state of blissful,
ignorant, oblivion. Similar to a new day dawning, only in reverse.
Think public healthcare is the “final
solution” for all Americans?
Obama and the New Democratic Party disrupted and destroyed
the best healthcare system in the world to insure 2% of 330 million people at a
cost of our freedom to choose doctors, hospitals, coverage, and inserting
government between Americans and their healthcare providers.
Soon, costs will crush the American economy, and rationing
will cause massive casualties and death.
Liberals and their families should lead the way by insisting
every American use the same healthcare providers as Medicare, Medicaid, and
Obamacare patients must. No exceptions.
This is what the Obama administration wants for commoners,
but not the elites. When liberals start dying like they are under the VA
healthcare system, ask yourself, are liberals and their families more important
that Veterans?
Believe we need to redistribute all
income and wealth in this country and in the world?
Be first in line. Voluntarily shrink your income to just
above the poverty line, and give the rest of your wealth, property, and income to
the government. The IRS gladly
accepts your donations.
Next, read and understand the United Nation’s Agenda 21 and
do your part by adhering to its dictates.
Do your liberal best to convince Americans about the
benefits of being active participants in the United Nations and relinquishing
our sovereignty to 192 other (the majorities are dictatorships) nations. Continue your work to disarm American citizens and
unilaterally disarm the United States.
Believe in man-made global warming
and that the U.S. is a major contributor? Take Public transportation
everywhere you journey, if possible. If not, procure a solar-powered or
electric automobile. By all means, fight your best fight to scuttle all power
plants using carbon-based fuels. Nuclear, likewise, is out of the question for
eco-Nazis. Sooo, brace yourself for Obama’s promise to necessarily cause electric
costs to skyrocket. When you plug your car in, you’ll be mesmerized by that
spinning wheel on the electric meter.
Dismantle your dwelling and build one with 400 sq feet of
living space for a family of four, and be sure to use only recyclable
materials. If your family size varies, use this simple equation (i.e. before
Common Core math) 100 sq ft per each family member. That’s plenty of living
space for nearly everyone in third-world countries, and since you strive to
change America into a third-world country, it’s certainly enough room for you.
Think we’re too tough on criminals?
Load up the Prius or hop aboard your choice of public
transportation, and visit your favorite penal institution. The uber-liberal American
Bar Association will be delighted to provide you with the proper paperwork to adopt
a felon or two. You can then procure them jobs, let them live with you in your
world until they can stand on their own. You could possibly talk them into
protecting your home or sitting with the children while you work.
Likewise, if you think the U.S. Justice Department under the
radical racist and Marxist, Eric Holder, is legally justified in suing businesses
for using criminal background checks when hiring their employees, then you
should urge all the companies with whom you do business to hire ex-convicts.
Are you one who cries yourself to sleep at night about the
overcrowding of jails and prisons? Then, by all means, round up your liberal
friends and launch a program with your penal system of choice whereby you can
all share in the simple joys of providing a warm bed, great food, and
exceptional healthcare for a needy convict. Visualize the taxpayer money you
could save, and how that warm-and-fuzzy feeling would enrich the lives of you
and your family. The entire liberal community will positively radiate euphoric vibrations.
Speaking of healthcare, you’ll be the talk of the town and
one of the highest regarded and beloved philanthropists in town when they notice
the positive results of those hormone treatments and sex change operations that
changed good-old Bernie into Bernice. I’m sure all of your neighbors will want
to join in your rapture. Commit this to memory; it takes a village!
Think taxes are too low?
Again, don’t forget, the IRS will gladly accept your check
for any amount. I would think you would want to offer more than what you envision
is fair for others to pay. Make this a learning opportunity and exhibit your
leadership skills; organize your lib friends. They’ll love writing that check.
Believe in affirmative action?
Take it to
the limit. Hire only people who fit your description of those who need help.
Qualifications are unimportant. Submit your name to universities, colleges, and
trade school and financially adopt every minority wishing to attend these
institutions. Bear in mind, qualifications are unimportant. Work directly with
your local police, fire departments to hire certain quotas (numbers) of minorities
to help protect you and your family. Again, qualifications are inconsequential.
Don’t forget
medical schools, law schools, and the like. Quotas are more important than
having a skilled brain surgeon perform your operation. Also, we know lawyers
and Judges are at the bottom of importance, so what does talent and skill mean
anyway?
Trade
schools are no exception. After all, what prerequisite must plumbers, electricians
or mechanics possess? If they just happen to burn your house down or leave you
stranded in your car, think forgiveness. After all, you are tolerant,
understanding, and caring. Ideology is of the essence, and the need for aptitude
is highly exaggerated.
By doing all
the above, liberals will, as the Little Rascals said, take care of “important
business” and thereby, save the world from mean, racist, homophobic, sexist, and
Islamophobic, white-guy conservatives. Now that you’ve surfeited your overwhelming
desire for acceptance, it’s time to put on your favorite anti-gun shirt, climb
up on that soapbox at the public square, put your arms firmly around yourself,
squeeze tightly in a loving embrace, and repeat the moron’s mantra, “I’m just
so wonderful, yes! I’m such a high-quality person, yes I am! Would everyone
please look at me? I’m a perfect liberal because I care so deeply! Plus, I walk
the walk.”
One caution, however.
Perhaps you should take along a law-abiding, armed conservative (put away your penchant
for affirmative action in this scenario, only a conservative will measure up to
the job) just for the off-chance that a deranged gun-toter spots your shirt and
thinks he or she (no sexism here – but wait, should it read he/she/it?) has a
covey of defenseless doves gathered for his or her convenience. As a liberal,
you will soon learn that your entire species would be extinct if not for the
protection of conservatives’ guns, guts, and common sense.
There are dozens of
other great ideas on how liberals can “make a difference.” Ask any conservative
for additional information. Can’t find a conservative? You’ll find the lion’s
share of them far-flung from large metropolitan areas. They are especially
plentiful in American’s heartland. The best of luck to ya!
Meanwhile, back to freedom-loving
Americans:
Common sense
comprises an incredibly minute segment of the typical gigantic liberal brain.
Conversely, the dominant part is ego. One other distinguishing trait is that
liberal’s gray matter all floats around in a brine of political correctness. Charlton
Heston famously said, “Political correctness is tyranny with manners.” Unfortunately,
nearly all the vocal, active liberals of today are ill-mannered, nasty,
hate-filled, venom-spewing, and dreadfully unhappy people. All pretexts of
manners are lacking in today’s liberals.
Are these and the rest of their coven just
escapees from the idiot farm or cold, calculating, demonic, anti-Americans
hell-bent on destroying American culture and our constitutional Republic? They
screech “social justice” but show profound ignorance about issues of real
justice. Their receptors just aren’t tuned to that wavelength. Let’s give them
a lesson in real justice and diversity; make them live by their own perverted
creed.
Jim Mullen
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